Valkyrie: Who was that on the phone?
Hubster: Eh, I just found out I have to wear a coat and tie at the meeting in Wichita.
Valkyrie: Seriously? Does your suit even still fit?
Hubster: I guess I better find out. (he goes off to find his suit…
MONDAY MINI-REVIEW: “Graystone Park” (2011)
“Inspired by true events … that may or may not have happened to my cousin’s friend that his little…
TH13: What I learned from watching “The Body Beneath” (1970)
The body beneath … what? Is there something beneath the body, or is the body beneath something??…
MONDAY MINI-REVIEW: Baron Blood (aka Gli orrori del castello di Norimberga, 1972)
In this Mario Bava take on the Vlad the Impaler story, Joseph Cotten earns a rent check and gets a…
Yeah, you remember this one. I know you do.
So today I’m going to wax sophmoric about a lovely little made-for-TV movie called Trilogy of Terror
TH13: My Reactions while watching “Cannibal Holocaust” (1978)
- Oh yeah, these guys are gonna die.
- The crustiest and most cynical jackasses make the best guides.
TH13: What I learned from “Goliath and the Dragon” (1960)
1. The name “Euretes” just makes me giggle every time I hear it.
2. One can make a pretty good…