the ongoing chat back and forth between the Valkyrie and the Hubster.Tumblr (3.0; @scotvalkyrie)http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8bd6747fb683b4297fd7da97c8306f5/tumblr_mme0wgvXtc1ro7bvro1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>MONDAY MINI-REVIEW: “Graystone Park” (2011)</big></p><blockquote><p>“Inspired by true events … that may or may not have happened to my cousin’s friend that his little…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/05/06/monday-mini-review-graystone-park-2011/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49784728284http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49784728284Mon, 06 May 2013 10:36:16 -0700Bad moviescinephilesdevil worshippersfound footageghostsgraystone parkhorror moviesmental institutionsmovie reviewmoviesoliver stonesean stonesnarkyzombies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/141e2eeb49726eb49295a2f34d6c6fec/tumblr_mm6j9i14zX1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>TH13: What I learned from watching “The Body Beneath” (1970)</big></p><blockquote><p>The body beneath … what? Is there something beneath the body, or is the body beneath something??…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/05/02/th13-what-i-learned-from-watching-the-body-beneath-1970/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49443600784http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49443600784Thu, 02 May 2013 09:32:05 -07001970s moviesAndy MilliganBad moviescinephileshorror moviesKnittingmovie reviewmovie reviewsmoviesThe Body BeneathThursday 13vampires<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45c2f71be1a68293df00fbce98652750/tumblr_mm0sng1aYr1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>MONDAY MINI-REVIEW: Baron Blood (aka Gli orrori del castello di Norimberga, 1972)</big></p><blockquote> <p>In this Mario Bava take on the Vlad the Impaler story, Joseph Cotten earns a rent check and gets a…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/monday-mini-review-baron-blood-aka-gli-orrori-del-castello-di-norimberga-1972/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49178246829http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/49178246829Mon, 29 Apr 2013 07:09:16 -07001970s moviesBad moviesBaron BloodbrainscinephilesElke Sommerhorror moviesJoseph CottenMario Bavamovie reviewstortureVlad the Impaler<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa3305c88ba8e9adf76c674de5039f90/tumblr_mlvlfhJqN71ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Yeah, you remember this one. I know you do.</big></p><blockquote><p>So today I’m going to wax sophmoric about a lovely little made-for-TV movie called <em>Trilogy of Terror</em></p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/yeah-you-remember-this-one-i-know-you-do/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48943138097http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48943138097Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:45:16 -0700Bad moviesdan curtisgood moviehorror moviekaren blackkiller dollkiller zunimovie reviewrichard mathesontoystrilogy of terrortv movieszuni doll<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/335ac8b9c0b8040f617387412567a445/tumblr_mltqy5M6om1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TH13: My Reactions while watching “Cannibal Holocaust” (1980)</p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/th13-my-reactions-while-watching-cannibal-holocaust-1978/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48867217605http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48867217605Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:49:17 -0700animal tortureBad moviesbrainscannibal holocaustcannibalscinephilesfound footagehorror moviesitalian moviesmovie reviewsmoviesThursday 13<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/335ac8b9c0b8040f617387412567a445/tumblr_mltqx5AeS91ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>TH13: My Reactions while watching “Cannibal Holocaust” (1978)</big></p><blockquote> <p> </p> <ol><li>Oh yeah, these guys are gonna die.</li> <li>The crustiest and most cynical jackasses make the best guides.</li> </ol></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/th13-my-reactions-while-watching-cannibal-holocaust-1978/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48867185787http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48867185787Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:48:41 -0700animal tortureBad moviesbrainscannibal holocaustcannibalscinephilesfound footagehorror moviesitalian moviesmovie reviewsmoviesThursday 13<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9bd28559d553ad06bfdbf69e9313f7f/tumblr_mlek4bJAWw1ro7bvro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>WDLS WED: Uhhhh … ummmm … Yeah, I got nothing.</big></p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/17/wdls-wed-uhhhh-ummmm-yeah-i-got-nothing/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48198523917http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/48198523917Wed, 17 Apr 2013 06:57:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/856f10e758a57d6ec80039c517ba7024/tumblr_ml3sc9vYlV1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>TH13: What I learned from “Goliath and the Dragon” (1960)</big></p><blockquote> <p>1. The name “Euretes” just makes me giggle every time I hear it.<br/>2. One can make a pretty good…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/th13-what-i-learned-from-goliath-and-the-dragon-1960/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47713962895http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47713962895Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:21:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad71c190004e9128de1cecd090b242c2/tumblr_ml1mcivzkX1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>WDLS WED: The lunch special is a Boilermaker.</big></p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/wdls-wed-the-lunch-special-is-a-boilermaker/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47620502726http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47620502726Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:17:06 -0700<blockquote><p>So it’s springtime in central Arizona, which means that the temperature dances around the 90-degree mark but it still gets nice and cool at night.  This will change soon when it will get about 120 degrees or so by around 3pm, and the temps barely dip…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/flower-power-just-watch-out-for-bees/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47112769759http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47112769759Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:54:05 -0700<blockquote><p>You have to wonder what kind of day you’re going to have when the first thing you see when you drive into the parking lot at work is a random dude vomiting. This raised a few questions for me:</p> <ol><li> <em><strong>“What the Hell?” </strong> </em>The answer:  yes, that’s a dude, and he’s…</li></ol></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/04/03/sometimes-its-better-to-not-be-so-much-of-a-good-samaritan/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47027958293http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/47027958293Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:56:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea5b5576bbe1eadf6a84b7c9e451b564/tumblr_mkdixioYAk1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>TH13: What I Learned From Watching “White Pongo” (1945)</big></p><blockquote><ol><li>If you see that a movie’s been directed by Sam Newfield (or Sigmund Neufeld), turn off the movie…</li></ol></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/28/th13-what-i-learned-from-watching-white-pongo-1945/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46505219919http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46505219919Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:00:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2958fb5c2ca1a732c787762fd8ca0a48/tumblr_mkbnm2ZgaB1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>WDLS WED: Note to Brides: make sure that the groom’s cake reflects the groom.</big></p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/27/wdls-wed-note-to-brides-make-sure-that-the-grooms-cake-reflects-the-groom/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46419391736http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46419391736Wed, 27 Mar 2013 06:46:50 -0700<blockquote><p>Dear Friends, So the good Hubster and I hied ourselves to one our favorite yearly events, the Phoenix Highland Games and Clan Gathering.  We’ve been going to this one almost yearly since we’ve met 11 years ago; in fact, the 2002 one was actually one of…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/24/men-in-kilts-loud-bagpipes-tossing-heavy-objects-scotch-and-organ-meats-its-a-scottish-party/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46212485859http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/46212485859Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:08:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6eeb2d9a7e640ae6f64e896466a3cd06/tumblr_mk0t3sNrZ11ro7bvro1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>TH13: Things I Learned from Watching “The Gardener (AKA Seeds of Evil)” (1974)</big></p><blockquote> <ol><li>Bless his heart, but Joe Dallesandro can’t act his way out of a paper bag.</li> <li>Just because you’re…</li> </ol></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/th13-things-i-learned-from-watching-the-gardener-aka-seeds-of-evil-1974/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45921058129http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45921058129Thu, 21 Mar 2013 10:11:52 -0700<blockquote><p><em><strong>Hubster:</strong></em>  I got you something today.</p> <p><em><strong>Valkyrie:</strong></em>  You did?  Was it something I was supposed to notice?  Because sometimes I don’t notice things, you know.</p> <p><em><strong>Hubster:</strong></em> I know.  I got you some ice cream.  I was also going to get you flowers, but they were all…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/conversation-with-hubster-can-you-feel-the-love-tonight/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45834126130http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45834126130Wed, 20 Mar 2013 06:52:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54fdad3854a87919cf97d2753609a81c/tumblr_mjlozpoFhQ1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>WDLS WED: Road Subject To … What? What??? Dammit, now we’ll NEVER know!</big></p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/wdls-wed-road-subject-to-what-what-dammit-now-well-never-know/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45265298032http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45265298032Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:19:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcf8292a51446598b3b468151676407b/tumblr_mji0sxhDaO1ro7bvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Conversations with Hubster: Same Planet, Different Worlds.</big></p><blockquote><p><strong>Valkyrie:</strong>  Awwww.  Look at this picture.  That is one cute pissed-off little owl.</p> <p><strong>Hubster:</strong> You see…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/conversations-with-hubster-same-planet-different-worlds/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45108266490http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/45108266490Mon, 11 Mar 2013 06:43:45 -0700<blockquote><ol><li>Scottish accent, Irish accent, it’s all the same.</li> <li>Even though there are canals that link Loch Ness to the sea, there’s also an underwater “flute” that does the same thing.</li> <li>Scotsmen love their dynamite fishing.</li> <li>The idea that Loch Ness is too murky to see…</li> </ol></blockquote><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/07/th-13-things-i-learned-from-beneath-loch-ness-2002/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/44789234169http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/44789234169Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:37:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0eef1ae2e691d0999c6371d05a922c3e/tumblr_mj8yew2S601ro7bvro1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>WDLS WED: Warning! The Dead Won’t Stay Buried!</big></p><p><a href="http://scotvalkyrie.wordpress.com/2013/03/06/wdls-wed-warning-the-dead-wont-stay-buried/">View Post</a></p>http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/44710667866http://scotvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/44710667866Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:13:44 -0700