MONDAY MINI-REVIEW: “Graystone Park” (2011)
“Inspired by true events … that may or may not have happened to my cousin’s friend that his little…
Hubster: The problem I have with prequels is that the spaceships are always better the further they go back in time.
Valkyrie: I know, dear.
Valkyrie: So I’m setting up my new desk area and J vetos my happy Buddha figurine.
Hubster: Really? Why?
Valkyrie: He said it looked creepy. And that it was evil. And anti-Christian.
Hubster: Hmm. Try a Vishnu figurine and see what he says then.
Valkyrie: I love you, honey.
Hubster: Uh-huh. *belch* I have to poop.
Valkyrie: So this wag wrote a letter to the editor saying that if Obama wins the next election, it will be all Rush Limbaugh’s fault. (sigh) I love modern American logic.
Hubster: If Obama wins, maybe Rush will kill himself.
Valkyrie: That’s a bit harsh. (pause) But hope springs eternal.